Bedroom Quote by Steven Wright

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do…

— Steven Wright

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'

— Steven Wright

“The furniture would have missed you? Furniture's knowing all right. Not much gets past the things in a room, I daresay, and chairs and…

— Elizabeth Bowen

“My bed to the right, where it has always been. Her bed, in another room. I did not know what to do with that…

— Max Watson

My,' she said. 'We're lucky that you found the place.' We're always lucky,' I said and like a fool I did not knock on…

— Ernest Hemingway

I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"

— Rod Schmidt

I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said do you want to lay on the couch' I…

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Before I took to the road, a friend tried to get me to go to a department store with him. He said it was…

— Amy Hempel

“You're not very fond of your room by day. You never think about it. You're in and out, the door opens and slams, the…

— Katherine Mansfield

And also...well...i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms." What'd they say?" Over…

— Carolyn Mackler

I went in and, and, and I don't know if it was her room, don't know if it was his room, I don't, I…

— Tommy Lynn Sells

“My closet!" hissed the figure. A spiderlike hand darted out and grabbed the doorknob. "My closet! Mine!" And it slammed the door with a…

— Julie Kagawa