“I am freaked out, Jace. I'm freaked out because for some reason, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't stop thinking… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“She's the only girl who's ever broken my heart, and it's a very weird, uncomfortable feeling for me. I like to be… — Lauren Barnholdt Broken My Heart Copy Share Image
“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan.… — Lauren Barnholdt Books Copy Share Image
“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come… — Lauren Barnholdt Long legs Copy Share Image
“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which… — Lauren Barnholdt Last year Copy Share Image
“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email… — Lauren Barnholdt Two way street Copy Share Image
“No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in… — Lauren Barnholdt Funny Copy Share Image
“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the… — Lauren Barnholdt Humor Copy Share Image
“Anyone who is as good-looking as Jace is usually completely out of touch with reality. It's like they think their looks give… — Lauren Barnholdt Dark hair Copy Share Image
“So what now?" [...] "Now," he says. "We figure it out together.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“I kind of like that she gave me a little bit of attitude. I mean, she's obviously super apologetic and she knows… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“You are definitely not a slut," Jasmine says, putting her arms around her. "Having sex with a guy you like does not… — Lauren Barnholdt Having sex Copy Share Image
Sizeism = like racism, only against people who aren't a size two or four. — Lauren Barnholdt Four Copy Share Image
“He takes a chicken tender and dunks it into the honey mustard. Something about that makes me sad. Because all the little… — Lauren Barnholdt Little things Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Ally, you're living with a stripper?" "She decided not to do it. She got a job at Hooters instead." "Oh, well,… — Lauren Barnholdt Oh well Copy Share Image
“I put my own feelings before what was right for you, for us. And I shouldn't have done that. Seriously, I fucked… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
It's wrecked, our relationship is smashed, and we don't have to pretend anymore. — Lauren Barnholdt Relationship Copy Share Image
“Replace the old memory with a potentially crappier new one? No thank you.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Look, do you want to come in? Because for someone who's not talking to me, you certainly seem to have a lot… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one. - Courtney” — Lauren Barnholdt Real boyfriend Copy Share Image
“Because the truth is, I wouldn’t care if she lied to me, except for the fact that I love her. And once… — Lauren Barnholdt Truth Copy Share Image
“You can do this. You are invincible; nothing can rattle you. You have nerves of steel; you are a confident, strong woman;… — Lauren Barnholdt Confidence Copy Share Image
