“Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one. - Courtney” — Lauren Barnholdt Boyfriend Copy Share Image
“So what now?" [...] "Now," he says. "We figure it out together.” — Lauren Barnholdt Figure Copy Share Image
“Replace the old memory with a potentially crappier new one? No thank you.” — Lauren Barnholdt Memory Copy Share Image
Sizeism = like racism, only against people who aren't a size two or four. — Lauren Barnholdt Four Copy Share Image
“That chick is certifiably out of her fucking tree. -Isaac” — Lauren Barnholdt Isaac Copy Share Image
It's wrecked, our relationship is smashed, and we don't have to pretend anymore. — Lauren Barnholdt Relationship Copy Share Image
“Because, let’s face it—no matter how much you tell yourself you’re over someone, your heart knows the truth.” — Lauren Barnholdt Knows Copy Share Image
“You can do this. You are invincible; nothing can rattle you. You have nerves of steel; you are a confident, strong woman;… — Lauren Barnholdt Confidence Copy Share Image
“Look, do you want to come in? Because for someone who's not talking to me, you certainly seem to have a lot… — Lauren Barnholdt Talking Copy Share Image
Fresh, fun and oh-so-romantic, WILD HEARTS had me galloping through the pages. I absolutely loved it. — Lauren Barnholdt Fun Copy Share Image
“You have to gooo," Lacey says. "She doesn't have to," Noah says. "If she can't handle it, she can't handle it.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“You're not eating the cheese," Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back.” — Lauren Barnholdt Funny Copy Share Image
The information age is so psychotic - without the cell phone and Internet, I would be drama free right now. — Lauren Barnholdt Age Copy Share Image
“In my mind, I still think of him as being a cheater. Otherwise he just met some girl he liked better, and… — Lauren Barnholdt Cheater Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Ally, you're living with a stripper?" "She decided not to do it. She got a job at Hooters instead." "Oh, well,… — Lauren Barnholdt Oh well Copy Share Image
“I am freaked out, Jace. I'm freaked out because for some reason, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't stop thinking… — Lauren Barnholdt Freaked Copy Share Image
“Because the truth is, I wouldn’t care if she lied to me, except for the fact that I love her. And once… — Lauren Barnholdt Lied Copy Share Image
“You are definitely not a slut," Jasmine says, putting her arms around her. "Having sex with a guy you like does not… — Lauren Barnholdt Having sex Copy Share Image
“If there's one thing I've realized, it's that you have to be honest. Even if you're scared, even if you're worried that… — Lauren Barnholdt Honest Copy Share Image
“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email… — Lauren Barnholdt Two way street Copy Share Image
“I kind of like that she gave me a little bit of attitude. I mean, she's obviously super apologetic and she knows… — Lauren Barnholdt Attitude Copy Share Image
“I mean, scamming on guys on the Internet? I thought that was only for forty-year-old divorcees who Photoshop their pictures in an… — Lauren Barnholdt Humor Copy Share Image
“He takes a chicken tender and dunks it into the honey mustard. Something about that makes me sad. Because all the little… — Lauren Barnholdt Food Copy Share Image
“I couldn't tell you how I felt before talking to Ava, and I felt like I couldn't talk to Ava until she… — Lauren Barnholdt Friendship Copy Share Image
I'm guessing I'm your fake girlfriend? B. J. Asks, sighing. It's a miracle that he figured it out. He's not usually the… — Lauren Barnholdt Facts Copy Share Image
“Listen, I'm sorry to bother you when you're obviously busy with, uh, important things, " B. J. Says. He sounds sarcastic. "But… — Lauren Barnholdt Humourous Copy Share Image
“We have to get Bugles," I tell her [...] "Oh, definitely Bugles," she says. "I'm going to get the sour cream and… — Lauren Barnholdt Joking around Copy Share Image
“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come… — Lauren Barnholdt Long legs Copy Share Image
“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which… — Lauren Barnholdt Freshman Copy Share Image
“Do you think anyone found out about that?" B. J. Asks, sounding nervous. "Found out about what?" I ask, trying to imagine… — Lauren Barnholdt Fake girlfriend Copy Share Image
“Honey mustard is obviously not good for my mental state.” — Lauren Barnholdt Mental state Copy Share Image
I prefer to subscribe to that whole, “everything happens for a reason” theory, mostly because the alternative is too disturbing to think… — Lauren Barnholdt Alternatives Copy Share Image
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