Humor Quote by Lauren Barnholdt

“I am freaked out, Jace. I'm freaked out because for some reason, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't stop thinking about how…

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“People make mistakes.”

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“She's the only girl who's ever broken my heart, and it's a very weird, uncomfortable feeling for me. I like to be the one…

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“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try…

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“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come with me,"…

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“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which is why…

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“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email i mean.…

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“No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in contemporary society.…

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“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the tub and…

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“Anyone who is as good-looking as Jace is usually completely out of touch with reality. It's like they think their looks give them the…

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“This"I’m so over him. This is me, being over him. La,la,la.”

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“So what now?" [...] "Now," he says. "We figure it out together.”

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