Funny Quote by Lauren Barnholdt Download Open image ““Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.”” — Lauren Barnholdt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Love Relationships
“Maybe it’s our bodies’ way of telling us we were meant to be. Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Much later, when I could think about it clearly, I consoled myself that there were many worse ways in which I might have been… — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
“I wondered, for a moment, if he was cuddly. Probably not.” — Courtney Allison Moulton Copy Share Image
“I thought you might be scared.” He cleared his throat and rocked on his feet. “So I’m here to offer my cuddling services.” — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
“It was entirely possible I would sexually assault him if I got too close.” — Caroline Hanson Copy Share Image
“Yes. But prepare yourself, there’s going to be a lot of cuddling tonight.” “Ew.” I scrunched up my nose at him. “I know, I… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“Trouble in paradise? Want me to talk to him for you?” he offered. “I’m sure I can convince him to come crawling back. Even… — Ada Adams Copy Share Image
“Kitten…” “Hmm?” I fisted the covers. “Just making sure you’re still with me.” He kissed the side of my leg, right above my knee.… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I hope it's the worst fuck you've ever had, you ruthless, manipulating bastard." "Pillow talk already?" he replied with a slight grin.” — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Okay," he said, planting his newly freed hand on the mattress. "I stopped. Now let me tell you what I think. I think you… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
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“I am freaked out, Jace. I'm freaked out because for some reason, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't stop thinking about how… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“She's the only girl who's ever broken my heart, and it's a very weird, uncomfortable feeling for me. I like to be the one… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come with me,"… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which is why… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email i mean.… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in contemporary society.… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the tub and… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Anyone who is as good-looking as Jace is usually completely out of touch with reality. It's like they think their looks give them the… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“So what now?" [...] "Now," he says. "We figure it out together.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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