“You don't know what you're talking about," he says. "And you shouldn't talk about things you know nothing about.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“But when I look at him, his face is surprised, like it should be obvious. "Now," he says, "we figure it out… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“You want people to take it seriously, but most people are still going to act like it's just some dumb thing you're… — Lauren Barnholdt Finish What You Started Copy Share Image
“I couldn't tell you how I felt before talking to Ava, and I felt like I couldn't talk to Ava until she… — Lauren Barnholdt Friendship Copy Share Image
“The secret to a great ice cream, is crunch coat."[...] I look at him, aghast. "Crunch coat? Oh, Noah darling, you are… — Lauren Barnholdt Ice cream Copy Share Image
“We have to get Bugles," I tell her [...] "Oh, definitely Bugles," she says. "I'm going to get the sour cream and… — Lauren Barnholdt Joking around Copy Share Image
“Honey mustard is obviously not good for my mental state.” — Lauren Barnholdt Mental state Copy Share Image
“You're still riding home with me right?" He asks Courtney watching me at the corner of his eye. What's with this guy?… — Lauren Barnholdt Serial killers Copy Share Image
“Because, let’s face it—no matter how much you tell yourself you’re over someone, your heart knows the truth.” — Lauren Barnholdt Truth Copy Share Image
My eyes are a little blood shot from crying, and my hair's messy. But other than that i don't look like someone… — Lauren Barnholdt Blood Copy Share Image
“When I got to the house about an hour ago, James took one look at me and said, "Damn, girl, your parents… — Lauren Barnholdt Parenting Copy Share Image
Manipulating situations is one thing, but lying is another. My theory (especially with girls) is that if you don't lie, you can't… — Lauren Barnholdt Don-t-lie Copy Share Image
I'm guessing I'm your fake girlfriend? B. J. Asks, sighing. It's a miracle that he figured it out. He's not usually the… — Lauren Barnholdt Facts Copy Share Image
People come and go, in and out of each other’s lives like it’s nothing. So I don’t know how/why this should be… — Lauren Barnholdt Big deal Copy Share Image
“Everyone know that you should never wreck your life for a boy, and especially not one that you meet while you're in… — Lauren Barnholdt High school Copy Share Image
“Does he know that I called him three times and hung up right after we broke up? (I totally *67'd my number… — Lauren Barnholdt Technology Copy Share Image
“One large soy latte." [...] "You mean a Venti," [...] "What?" I ask "A Venti," he says. " that's what we call… — Lauren Barnholdt Bad mood Copy Share Image
Usually the hard stuff you’re forced to do makes you learn a lot. — Lauren Barnholdt Education Copy Share Image
Something passes between us that I'm pretty sure both of us can feel, even though neither one of us says anything. It's… — Lauren Barnholdt Attraction Copy Share Image
“Maybe it’s our bodies’ way of telling us we were meant to be. Or maybe I, like, cuddle raped him or something.” — Lauren Barnholdt Humor Copy Share Image
“Emotional attachments are messy. They end with broken hearts and stalking.” — Lauren Barnholdt Broken hearts Copy Share Image
Sometimes people do things that are complicated. For complicated reasons. — Lauren Barnholdt Complicated Copy Share Image