“Do you think anyone found out about that?" B. J. Asks, sounding nervous. "Found out about what?" I ask, trying to imagine… — Lauren Barnholdt Fake girlfriend Copy Share Image
“Brooke Wilkins?" I ask [...] "She's this really annoying girl from Cali who, like, constantly talks about all the girls she's hooked… — Lauren Barnholdt Freshman year Copy Share Image
Not for the first time, I wonder what it would feel like that, to be so beautiful that you don't even realize… — Lauren Barnholdt Beautiful Copy Share Image
“You have to gooo," Lacey says. "She doesn't have to," Noah says. "If she can't handle it, she can't handle it.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Listen, I'm sorry to bother you when you're obviously busy with, uh, important things, " B. J. Says. He sounds sarcastic. "But… — Lauren Barnholdt Humourous Copy Share Image
“I traded being heartbroken over one guys for being completely heartbroken over another.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
I prefer to subscribe to that whole, “everything happens for a reason” theory, mostly because the alternative is too disturbing to think… — Lauren Barnholdt Alternatives Copy Share Image
The information age is so psychotic - without the cell phone and Internet, I would be drama free right now. — Lauren Barnholdt Age Copy Share Image
“It might be a little bit crazy, even. Like, for real crazy. Not just 'oh isn't that charming and endearing' crazy but… — Lauren Barnholdt Crazy Copy Share Image
“Everyone's fake in certain situations. It's like when you go for a job interview and they ask you, "What would you do… — Lauren Barnholdt Friendship Copy Share Image
Fresh, fun and oh-so-romantic, WILD HEARTS had me galloping through the pages. I absolutely loved it. — Lauren Barnholdt Fun Copy Share Image
“Sebastian notices the girl too, so he opens up his binder to a fresh sheet of paper, then takes out a pen… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“You're not eating the cheese," Frank says accusingly. And you're fucking my mom, I want to say back.” — Lauren Barnholdt Funny Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Bed Copy Share Image
“I am at the hospital waiting for my friend with Noah. Which is a very couple-like thing to do. All you have… — Lauren Barnholdt Best friend Copy Share Image
“If there's one thing I've realized, it's that you have to be honest. Even if you're scared, even if you're worried that… — Lauren Barnholdt Truth Copy Share Image
“I hate that about guys. At least girls have the decency to be fake and pretend everything’s okay when shit gets weird.… — Lauren Barnholdt Isaac Copy Share Image
“I look around for someplace to sit, but of course there's nowhere. It's the bathroom in the math wing, not the bathroom… — Lauren Barnholdt Blair Waldorf Copy Share Image
“I mean, scamming on guys on the Internet? I thought that was only for forty-year-old divorcees who Photoshop their pictures in an… — Lauren Barnholdt Humor Copy Share Image
“That chick is certifiably out of her fucking tree. -Isaac” — Lauren Barnholdt Trees Copy Share Image
You should never start thinking about 'what might have been,' and you should also never start thinking about another boy when you're… — Lauren Barnholdt Boys Copy Share Image
“Oh, geez." Noah feigns that I've shot an arrow into his cchcest and falls on the ground. "You''re killing mme, Hannah, you''re… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“In my mind, I still think of him as being a cheater. Otherwise he just met some girl he liked better, and… — Lauren Barnholdt Psychology Copy Share Image
