“Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, they imagine my mom and dad having sex.” — Rachel DeWoskin Copy Share Image
“Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
Most blondes never talk when having sex because their mothers taught them never to speak to strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“When a woman is romantically subdued, all she does at that moment is under the influence of her desires.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“When you were having the sex of your life, the aftermath was not what you concerned yourself with.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Everything is grown up about you except for your ability to stay faithful to the 1 person you're having sex with. — Jhonz Copy Share Image
A woman talks about having sex, and it's like, well, a guy got to have sex with you, so you're stupid. You've… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
Women. Can't live with them, can't finish this joke without having sex with them & then later sleep on couch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It can be sweet and tender sometimes, and then other times we’ll be coming like a freight train. Every mood means a… — Chessela Helm Copy Share Image
“When we got together we would start projects: an alarm clock torn apart and distributed over a wall, a stop-motion video of… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay, dissolve.' And then the 'Whoo! Good morning,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“While rare, suffering a lethal heart attack during sex is certainly not unique. According to research published in The Journal of the… — Steven Lamm Copy Share Image
I think of going to the grave without having a psychedelic experience like going to the grave without ever having sex. It… — Terence Mckenna Copy Share Image
“We now had three girls and one testosterone-pumped guy bird that spent every walking minute doing of of three things: pursuing sex,… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
“You are definitely not a slut," Jasmine says, putting her arms around her. "Having sex with a guy you like does not… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“(sergeant thinking about an excellent detective who's threatening to quit) For a squad sergeant, having Worden working for you was like having… — David Simon Copy Share Image
Working as a journalist is exactly like being the wallflower at an orgy. I always seem to find myself at a perfectly… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t even used to being someone’s girlfriend yet. I don’t know how to be a wife.” “Tip: have sex with me,… — R.J. Blain Copy Share Image
There is a new book out about Hillary Clinton that claims Bill is still having affairs but Hillary continues to look the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Once their breathing calmed and the ringing in Zane's ears faded,he heard the muffled sound of Nick and Kelly in their bedroom,catcalling… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“adult men enjoy having sex with one another, and they don’t harm anyone while doing so, why should it be wrong, and… — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“Stop it. Right now. Why torture yourself Layla? It’s not as many as you think. If I had to give you a… — Marie Coulson Copy Share Image
“Being in a relationship doesn’t mean that you never get aroused by anything else ever again. It just means that you don’t… — Ella Fox Copy Share Image
I try to educate people. I've told the hijra community that it's not about getting breasts or having sexual reassignment surgery. First… — Laxmi Narayan Tripathi Copy Share Image
“But I would be happier if my daughter and her friends were crashing through the glass ceiling instead of the sexual ceiling,'… — Ariel Levy Copy Share Image
“else. She did stand you up.” He tilted my chin with his fingertips so that I was looking directly into his eyes.… — Whitney G Copy Share Image
We think that if we get tested, that means you have to have HIV. Or we think that just by knowing someone… — Jay Ellis Copy Share Image
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