Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Kerry had headed up the back stairs of the pub, and even as exhausted as she was, she’d still found it impossible… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
Never film yourself having sex. You think you'll look powerful and vital, but you don't. You look like a sick, shivering polar… — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“To be clear, the Roman Empire didn’t end because everybody was having sex. No civilization was ever toppled by “too much sexy… — Jennifer Wright Copy Share Image
I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“Finally, Beth said, "I thought you already were a couple." "No. We were having sex.” — Terri Osburn Copy Share Image
At Ohio State University, to avoid being guilty of 'sexual assault' or 'sexual violence,' you and your partner now apparently have to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
“You don't just decide to have sex because you feel like having sex. You decide to have sex once you realize you're… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“....LondonLane: I’m sure I don’t remember everything. I remember the future the way you remember the past. You remember the really good… — Cat Patrick Copy Share Image
Having sex for money is illegal , unless its filmed and distributed ?... hmm — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This is my breakfast. Just because you fancy having sex with it, doesn’t mean I have to automatically give it up on… — Harlem Dae Copy Share Image
I had to lie so much about sex, first when I was 15, because I wasn't supposed to be having it. And… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She was petrified now but I simply slung her over my shoulder and made for my bunk. My 2IC who had caught… — J.W. Murison Copy Share Image
“Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…” — Rowena Cherry Copy Share Image
Whatever expectations I had for myself, none of them have come to pass. I grew up thinking I was going to be… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
So now it turns out that Thomas Jefferson was having sex with Sally Hemings while serving in the 101st Airborne during the… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I'm very blessed to have a husband who appreciates me. Women feel sexy from feeling attractive and desired. Men feel sexy from… — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
Writing is self-reinforcing. Don't make a fetish out of it, and don't surrender to the myth of the garret, or the myth… — Jay Lake Copy Share Image
