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“Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.”

Steven Wright

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The live concert industry has become corporate-ized.

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I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented candles in…

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In fact, when Jaan wanted to be a part of some of my live concerts, I let him join me for a few.

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Britain has the IRA and no one cancels concerts there.

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Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.

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My favourite song of Elton's is... it's a tricky one for me. I'm a proper fan and I've probably seen him in concert about…

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I've always said about 50% of what happens at a concert has to do with the audience. If you play for a dead audience…

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