Having sex Quote by Samantha Jones Download Open image “All married couples stop having sex eventually.” — Samantha Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Having sex Married couples
“According to data collected from a General Social Survey on average married couples have sex with each other about eighty times a year which… — Latonya Hurt Copy Share Image
Couples who delay sex until marriage have happier and lasting relationshipsà — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
The sex of spouses has nothing to do with why relationships fail. They fail for lack of love or, more precisely, for lack of… — Norah Vincent Copy Share Image
If people could enjoy staying together as much as they fantasize about having sex with someone outside of their relationship then couples would keep… — Martin Dansky Copy Share Image
You know, if a relationship has gone on for five or six years, that couple is not having as much sex as they were… — Chester Brown Copy Share Image
When a marriage culture fails, sexual desire no longer unites; instead it fragments. — Maggie Gallagher Copy Share Image
A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes! — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I make it… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.” — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.' — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Kerry had headed up the back stairs of the pub, and even as exhausted as she was, she’d still found it impossible to wipe… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
Never film yourself having sex. You think you'll look powerful and vital, but you don't. You look like a sick, shivering polar bear. — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“To be clear, the Roman Empire didn’t end because everybody was having sex. No civilization was ever toppled by “too much sexy time”—except for… — Jennifer Wright Copy Share Image
I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband - and… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“Finally, Beth said, "I thought you already were a couple." "No. We were having sex.” — Terri Osburn Copy Share Image
At Ohio State University, to avoid being guilty of 'sexual assault' or 'sexual violence,' you and your partner now apparently have to agree on… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
