Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. — Emma McLaughlin Couples Copy Share Image
My writing partner, Nicki, and I became obsessed with a monologist who performs unscripted shows equipped with nothing more than scribbled bullet… — Emma McLaughlin Became Copy Share Image
It must be so hard for guys in relationships - to have just one girlfriend completely devoted to taking care of all… — Emma McLaughlin Care Copy Share Image
You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet know what I'm going… — Emma McLaughlin Hindrance Copy Share Image
if you'e going to do something, darling, then do it all the way. — Emma McLaughlin Darling Copy Share Image
If I could give a shout-out to anything in the childhood world, I have to say 'Daniel Tiger.' I want to write… — Emma McLaughlin Anything Copy Share Image
We really set out in all our books to say something. Every one is an effort to bring the reader over and… — Emma McLaughlin About Copy Share Image
“Sure, equal pay, maternity leaves, and pro sports are important. But a girl can't make a free throw from the foul line… — Emma McLaughlin Equal pay Copy Share Image
“He's entitled not to love me, but he's not entitled to mess with my happy place.” — Emma McLaughlin Happiness Copy Share Image
... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask — Emma McLaughlin Faces Copy Share Image
I think just because you're a mom, it doesn't negate - if anything, you're probably more enhanced - that you're a woman… — Emma McLaughlin Anything Copy Share Image
We "chicks" have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female protagonist got recast for Mathew McConaughey… — Emma McLaughlin Became Copy Share Image
“Being back here—I'm suddenly confronting the enormity of that kind of commitment. And just how much you can fuck someone up if… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I've learned that hurting you feels infinitely worse than being hurt myself. — Emma McLaughlin Being hurt Copy Share Image
For a blink of an eye, there was so much media glare. It was unexpected, and I don't think we realized the… — Emma McLaughlin Added Copy Share Image
To all the guys who broke our hearts - we wouldn't appreciate what we have today without you. — Emma McLaughlin Appreciate Copy Share Image
I can't listen to anything when I write, not even the TV. I do have to listen to music when I drive,… — Emma McLaughlin Anything Copy Share Image
Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow… — Emma McLaughlin Approximately Copy Share Image
“The ceremonial oat tour." She reaches in the shopping bag and takes out the milk bar with almonds, ripping it open. "It… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“if you're going to do something darling, then do it all the way\ uncoordinated and enthusiastic. a lethal combination” — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I think something that really shocked me as a nanny were parents who sort of assumed the worst from the get-go. People… — Emma McLaughlin Accept Copy Share Image
The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies… — Emma McLaughlin Adult Copy Share Image
A Hallmark card with paragraphs about my beauty written by a stranger is vaguely depressing. — Emma McLaughlin About Copy Share Image
“I never realized how much of the pleasure of dining out is watching people, otherwise it feels like ordering in with better… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
It's funny, we started writing chick-lit when it was just becoming a crowded marketplace, and now the same thing is happening with… — Emma McLaughlin Becoming Copy Share Image