Quote by Samantha Jones Download Open image “Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'” — Samantha Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Having a horse is a huge responsibility, so people should be very careful before they consider getting one. — Bo Derek Copy Share Image
If I was to have sex with one animal it would be a horse. That is a beautiful animal. And when you have sex… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Did you get me what I asked for?” “You asked for a vibrator. No, I did not get you what you asked for.” “The… — S. Doyle Copy Share Image
Ladies : When you hand wash your vibrator it's like you're saying thank you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I’m thinking we should have a vibrator ceremony. Maybe we can all stand around in the dead of night, carrying candles and chanting while… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“My choices were either too much alcohol or a whirl with my vibrator, and I was damned if I’d have a battery-provided orgasm starring… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.” — Anna Bayes Copy Share Image
“Thank all gods I could soundproof my room and have a few minutes with a vibrator, but damn. I wanted to eventually be able… — Darinne Paciotti Copy Share Image
I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes! — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I make it… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.” — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
