Vibrator Quote by Kristen Ashley

“I like the idea of a Vibrator Ceremony. After we’re done burying them, we could make canapés and drink champagne. It’s a lot more…

— Kristen Ashley

“Can I just ask, after we find this guy, can we talk about the Vibrator Ceremony? I’m thinking of making us all kind of…

— Kristen Ashley

“They should hand out vibrators if they're going to demand so much of you that you can't find time for a private life.”

— Meg Wolitzer

“I’d decided to start campaigning for a woman’s right to marry her vibrator.”

— Joanna Wylde

“Thank all gods I could soundproof my room and have a few minutes with a vibrator, but damn. I wanted to eventually be able…

— Darinne Paciotti

“I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.”

— Anna Bayes

“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!”

— John Irving

“Let me worship your body, I want tonight to be about giving you immense pleasure.”

— J.M. Sevilla

“When Lauren hired a woman to come to the party and sell sex toys, Kristi turned to her and said, 'This seems like something…

— Jennifer Close

“I always thought losing my virginity would be a memorable event with fireworks and theme music and maybe a parade afterward. But no.”

— Chelsea Fine

“Now, we have sleepy celebration sex.”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“My choices were either too much alcohol or a whirl with my vibrator, and I was damned if I’d have a battery-provided orgasm starring…

— Sylvia Day