May your vibrator be fully charged upon your arrival home from seeing Magic Mike. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies : When you hand wash your vibrator it's like you're saying thank you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If she thinks a vibrator is just a setting on a phone, she's too young for you bro. — Cheyenne Copy Share Image
Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.' — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
“I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.” — Anna Bayes Copy Share Image
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“Relationships are one thing. I kind of agree with you there. But I'm talking about sex. Don't you have...uh...needs?" "Yes. But I… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
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Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
New York City was the world's biggest vibrator. Everything vibrated above, and below the streets. — Nancy Pickard Copy Share Image
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“Thank all gods I could soundproof my room and have a few minutes with a vibrator, but damn. I wanted to eventually… — Darinne Paciotti Copy Share Image
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