Funny Quote by Cheyenne Download Open image “If she thinks a vibrator is just a setting on a phone, she's too young for you bro.” — Cheyenne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status
How can you tell if a woman is paranoid? You find her vibrator -- and it's wearing a condom! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If she doesnt know she loves orange soda she/he is too young for you bro!!!!!!! — Maeve Garrison (me Copy Share Image
Dont always buy a box of condoms whenever you with her, buy her teddy bear, chocolate or actual gift. Matured ladies appretiates gifts — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what I can't stand? These little girls that get pregnant and don't grow up, they think they can just carry on with… — Cheyenne Copy Share Image
Not everyone finds their Happy Ever After as soon as everyone else. Don't give up. Your prince is on his way. You all just… — Cheyenne Copy Share Image
You never know what people are going through. Some are good at hiding it. Be considerate and understanding. — Cheyenne Copy Share Image
Do not judge your neighbor until you walk two moons in his moccasins. Our first teacher is our own heart. Judge not by the… — Cheyenne Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image