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“Your vibrator's batteries are going to die.”

— Jill Shalvis

“They should hand out vibrators if they're going to demand so much of you that you can't find time for a private life.”

— Meg Wolitzer

“My choices were either too much alcohol or a whirl with my vibrator, and I was damned if I’d have a battery-provided orgasm starring…

— Sylvia Day

“The only options I have are a four fingered shuffle and an aging vibrator whose batteries, the last time I looked, were leaking a…

— Paul Adams

I'm no expert in vibrators, but I was surprised to learn that one could fit in that little box.

— Henry Blodget

“I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again.”

— Steven Wright

“Did you get me what I asked for?” “You asked for a vibrator. No, I did not get you what you asked for.” “The…

— S. Doyle

As for the age of electronics, Selena, I really don't want to get personal with something that comes with a warning label and batteries.…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Fine!' she snapped, the desperation to have him growing exponentially now. 'I missed you. Only you. No man could ever make me feel like…

— Dee Tenorio

“I’m thinking we should have a vibrator ceremony. Maybe we can all stand around in the dead of night, carrying candles and chanting while…

— Kristen Ashley

“Without being acknowledged, they are often used as batteries by their families and friends, who feel free to both use their creative energies and…

— Julia Cameron

“Like a vibrator bolted on a bulldozer, I’m a regular sex machine.”

— Jarod Kintz