I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over,… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman. — Samantha Jones Programming Copy Share Image
Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes! — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.” — Samantha Jones Democratic party Copy Share Image
Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.' — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Be damn sure before you get off the ferris wheel, because there are twenty-two perky and ruthless women waiting to get on. — Samantha Jones Ferris wheel Copy Share Image
Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed and go out, and pick… — Samantha Jones Big mac Copy Share Image
Honey, you look back so much you should have a relationship rear-view mirror. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me. — Samantha Jones Shame Copy Share Image
Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. Look what happened with Nixon... no one wanted to… — Samantha Jones White house Copy Share Image
