Ferris wheel Quote by Samantha Jones

All married couples stop having sex eventually.

— Samantha Jones

I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move…

— Samantha Jones

I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.

— Samantha Jones

I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night.

— Samantha Jones

Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman.

— Samantha Jones

Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!

— Samantha Jones

Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I make it…

— Samantha Jones

He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.

— Samantha Jones

I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.

— Samantha Jones

Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.

— Samantha Jones

“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.”

— Samantha Jones

Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'

— Samantha Jones