For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect d**k. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes! — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I make it… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.” — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.' — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
