Quote by Samantha Jones Download Open image “Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!” — Samantha Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
It is but too easy to establish another durable and harmonious routine. Immediately all parts of nature consent to it. Only make something to… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
There is, of course, no reason for the existence of the male sex except that one sometimes needs help with moving the piano. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
I do think that monogamy is possible. I just don't think it's the natural way of things. — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
“Yes, sex is troublesome and beautiful. And only when we drop our expectations, and know that we'll have moments of great sex and moments… — Alexandra Katehakis Copy Share Image
The part of the brain that is watching the television and is on the computer at the same time, preparing to jump onto the… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
Sex is a part of love. You shouldn't go around doing it unless you are in love. — Bettie Page Copy Share Image
The physical mechanics of sex are pretty funny unless you are engaged in them. Then they are, of course, marvelous. — Charlton Heston Copy Share Image
Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it. — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
And, there are negatives and positives to it. Like, you know, just like a marriage, where you're like, "Well, this... you know, is the… — Mark Duplass Copy Share Image
I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I make it… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.” — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.' — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
