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“For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect d**k.”

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Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!

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He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone.

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I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel.

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Transexuals. Chicks with d**ks. Boobs on top, balls down below.

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“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.”

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Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.'

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