Quote by Samantha Jones Download Open image “Can we cut the cake? I have a three-way to go to.” — Samantha Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You have a delicious round birthday cake. How many equal-sized pieces can you cut the cake into by making only three straight slices with… — Zack Guido Copy Share Image
There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much. — Biz Markie Copy Share Image
I want you to make u and go halfzies on this cake. K? But. . . I want a piece too, so i guess… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can have your cake and eat it. But my God, it will go rotten inside you. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake. — Sam Lipsyte Copy Share Image
You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it. — Zygmunt Bauman Copy Share Image
I take offense at that generalisation. Not all women sit around and obsess about men, as soon as my relationships are over, I move… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I'm paying a fortune to live in a neighbouhood that's trendy by day and trannie by night. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes! — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party I make it… — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
He's a guy. They don't talk, they fight. It's all that crazy testosterone. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel. — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.” — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called 'The Horse.' — Samantha Jones Copy Share Image
