Humor Quote by Pamela Clare

“The school crossing guard is a zombie?” screams the youngest Smiley. Then she starts crying. “I hugged her once, Mommy! Am I gonna turn…

— James Patterson

“Where's your little ghost talker toy?" Tori asked. Mother”

— Megan Hart

“She came out of the bathroom a couple of minutes later, holding five sticks in one hand. She stared at them, horrified, like they…

— S.C. Stephens

“Mommy set the phone aside as Liam whined and plucked at her shirt. “Are you hungry?” she asked gently. He nodded. “I can’t nurse…

— Thea Harrison

“Liam couldn’t stand it any longer. He wriggled to get out of Mommy’s arms. As she bent to let him go, he scrambled over…

— Thea Harrison

“Connor swooped her into his arms. “Damn it, girl.” He kissed her, curling his body around hers. “What kind of crazy stunt was that?…

— Andrea Cremer

“He’s holding a squirming Jamie in his arms, but her efforts to wiggle out of his grip are futile, because her daddy’s strong as…

— Elle Kennedy

“Ben looked at her. She shrugged. ‘As a little girl I could bullseye watermelons at twenty paces. Now I nail ’em at thirty.’ ‘What…

— Scott Mariani

“Mrs. Threadgoode pulled something out of the Cracker Jack box and all of a sudden her eyes lit up. “Oh Evelyn, look! Here’s my…

— Fannie Flagg

“I was about to close in on her again when, to my confusion, she reached into her mouth. When she withdrew her hand, she…

— Bella Forrest

“Emma drew in the dirt with a stick, making curlicues and unconsciously tracing Connor’s initials. GC. GC. She frowned. She wondered if he had…

— Diana Palmer

“Let's see, what've we got for the little girl to eat? Nothing, I hoped, but he brought a tin of Christmas candies, which seemed…

— Munro Alice