Batteries Quote by Chelsea Handler

“They might as well just call them ‘vibrator batteries’ on the package and come with a sticker that says ‘Needs a Good Fuck.”

— Erin Noelle

“The only options I have are a four fingered shuffle and an aging vibrator whose batteries, the last time I looked, were leaking a…

— Paul Adams

I'm no expert in vibrators, but I was surprised to learn that one could fit in that little box.

— Henry Blodget

How come everything I need always comes with batteries?

— John Mayer

What do batteries run on?

— Steven Wright

Give children toys that are powered by their imagination, not by batteries.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr

My Valentine runs on batteries.

— Anonymous

“Lick a 9-Volt Battery” was chosen as the first topic in Fifty Dangerous Things because we thought that most parents would have already done…

— Gever Tulley

People are not like batteries - Dont plug them in, use them up and then throw them out. ~Jordan Blake Michiels~

— Jordan Blake Michiels

Waking up to you is like... presents on Christmas morning." His mouth curved. "For your convenience, I'm already unwrapped. Batteries not required.

— Sylvia Day

“The Hamilton Beach Company of Racine, Wisconsin, patented the first home-use vibrator in 1902, thereby making it just the fifth electrical appliance approved for…

— Christopher Ryan

It's either some kind of electricity or some kind of energy. I don't know what it is, but whatever it is, I've got it.

— Katharine Hepburn