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““It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer.””

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My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - Stop acting like your father!

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“Silence is not always complacency. It is contemplation and forethought taking place in the minds of those who would be careful with their words…

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