Marriage Quotes by Chelsea Handler

The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

— Chelsea Handler

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.

— Chelsea Handler

ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

— Chelsea Handler

You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.

— Chelsea Handler

“When I get married, I'm gonna register at Bank of America.”

— Chelsea Handler

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

— Chelsea Handler

“My time in heaven was up, and I was being told I wasn't the marrying kind by someone who undresses for a…

— Chelsea Handler

Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.

— Chelsea Handler

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license. I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow…

— Chelsea Handler

“In fact, we'd discussed marriage on several occasions just because we seemed to get along so well, but after thinking long and…

— Chelsea Handler

Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam…

— Chelsea Handler

“Yes, of course I want to get married, but does that mean I'm not allowed to go out and have a good…

— Chelsea Handler

I think the people in your life are the people that - when you can make other people happy and you can…

— Chelsea Handler

“It's not the concept of marriage I have a problem with. I'd like to get married too. A couple times. It's the…

— Chelsea Handler