Funny Quote by Kristen Ashley

“I’m thinking we should have a vibrator ceremony. Maybe we can all stand around in the dead of night, carrying candles and chanting while…

— Kristen Ashley

“I like the idea of a Vibrator Ceremony. After we’re done burying them, we could make canapés and drink champagne. It’s a lot more…

— Kristen Ashley

“They should hand out vibrators if they're going to demand so much of you that you can't find time for a private life.”

— Meg Wolitzer

“I’d decided to start campaigning for a woman’s right to marry her vibrator.”

— Joanna Wylde

“(I know, lacquer and tumble and glow , burnished and fired and hazed ) it’s because what else Lord to wear? Every sequin’s an…

— Mark Doty

“Well, really, how would you like to make love with someone who kept twittering about his pure mystic modality and wanted to stick flowers…

— Malcolm Bradbury

“Concerto soloists need applause. Though virtue is said to be its own reward, no one ever said that about virtuosity.”

— Joseph Kerman

“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!”

— John Irving

“What would you like to do with my neck?’ I asked. ‘Seduce me with your words. Feel free.”

— James Lusarde

“Did you get me what I asked for?” “You asked for a vibrator. No, I did not get you what you asked for.” “The…

— S. Doyle

“Thank all gods I could soundproof my room and have a few minutes with a vibrator, but damn. I wanted to eventually be able…

— Darinne Paciotti

“Where you've nothing else, construct ceremonies out of the air, and breathe upon them.”

— Cormac McCarthy