If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions. — Malcolm Bradbury Commandments Copy Share Image
If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs. — Malcolm Bradbury Given Copy Share Image
If God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs. — Malcolm Bradbury Given Copy Share Image
I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world. — Malcolm Bradbury Code Copy Share Image
Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world. — Malcolm Bradbury Form Copy Share Image
I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world. — Malcolm Bradbury Code Copy Share Image
You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes. — Malcolm Bradbury Broken Copy Share Image
“This education we're giving them is the tool of destruction, of course; that's what makes it so painful. We're showing them how… — Malcolm Bradbury Education Copy Share Image
Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young.… — Malcolm Bradbury Christianity Copy Share Image
The better class of Briton likes to send his children away to school until they're old and intelligent enough to come home… — Malcolm Bradbury Britons Copy Share Image
“This was the sort of thing that happened to persons of this sort, sensitives, who fought the world and always, in the… — Malcolm Bradbury Defeat Copy Share Image
“After all, the function of a vacation is regenerative, not luxurious. It's to restore our equipment so that we can live our… — Malcolm Bradbury Restore Copy Share Image
“Why is it that married people always say "Come in" when everything they do says "Get out"? They talk about their miseries… — Malcolm Bradbury Marriage Copy Share Image
“Madness, genius, originality - it's all the same thing; it's a breaking of our normal value structure and the substitution of another… — Malcolm Bradbury Creativity Copy Share Image
“There are no travellers now, only tourists. A traveller comes to see a reality that is there already. A tourist comes only… — Malcolm Bradbury Tourist Comes Copy Share Image
“If Caribbean writers have one single unifying theme, it is a strong sense of place, and of home. There is also -… — Malcolm Bradbury Caribbean Copy Share Image
“..it lay in the true function of the university to promote that interplay of view, that discussion and dispute, that cumulative narrowing… — Malcolm Bradbury Education Copy Share Image
“One can always satisfy oneself, I suppose; it's other people one can't satisfy. One thinks one's way of life is sound and… — Malcolm Bradbury Absurdity Copy Share Image
“The trouble with me is, Treece thought, that I'm a liberal humanist who believes in original sin. I think of man as… — Malcolm Bradbury Man Copy Share Image
“With my sort of book there's no resolution, because there's no solution. The problems aren't answered in the end because there is… — Malcolm Bradbury Answers Copy Share Image
“There's always something or someone to do.''But don't you ever find it too much work, Howard?' asks Flora, 'All this dressing and… — Malcolm Bradbury Effort Copy Share Image
To put it another way: a conference is an elite meeting on equal terms; a congress is a group of elites meeting… — Malcolm Bradbury Another way Copy Share Image
“One is congenitally a woman; one tries not to be, but it's a question of one's humanity.” — Malcolm Bradbury Feminism Copy Share Image
“Well, aren't you just saying it's better to be neurotic, sensitive, and miserable than unimaginative, adjusted and content? Is it really better?” — Malcolm Bradbury Contentment Copy Share Image
“One thing I have learned, my friend, there is no such thing as the future. The future is just what we invent… — Malcolm Bradbury Friendship Copy Share Image
English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about men hating their fathers and trying to… — Malcolm Bradbury American history Copy Share Image
On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking… — Malcolm Bradbury Ability Copy Share Image
“Treece quite seriously divided the world into writers, who led life as a conscious effort, and people, and people who didn't; sometimes… — Malcolm Bradbury Divided Copy Share Image
“Oh, it must be wonderful to be educated. What does it feel like?' 'It's like having an operation,' said Treece. 'You don't… — Malcolm Bradbury British-literature Copy Share Image
“You have a faculty for defining the simplest in terms of the grandiose, so that a poor devil like me can't understand… — Malcolm Bradbury Defining Copy Share Image
Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail. — Malcolm Bradbury Coping Copy Share Image
The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth. — Malcolm Bradbury English Copy Share Image
“Maybe one reason so many people have so many problems is that there are so many other people with so many solutions."… — Malcolm Bradbury Love Copy Share Image
I've often thought that my scruples about stealing books were the only thing that stood in the way of my being a… — Malcolm Bradbury Book Copy Share Image
“Well, really, how would you like to make love with someone who kept twittering about his pure mystic modality and wanted to… — Malcolm Bradbury Eating-people-is-wrong Copy Share Image
Here we have a saying: a good friend is someone who visits you when you are in prison. But a really good… — Malcolm Bradbury Friendship Copy Share Image
![“There's always something or someone to do.''But don't you ever find it too much work, Howard?' asks Flora, 'All this dressing and undressing, all these undistinguished climaxes, all this chasing for more of the same, is it really, really, worth the effort?''Of course' [...].” quote by Malcolm Bradbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/9ef/malcolm-bradbury-14039_sex_there-s-always-something-or-someone-to-d_591633.jpg)
