Having sex Quote by L H, Beth Download Open image ““Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.”” — L H, Beth ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Having sex
“And if you want to scream her name out when my cock is fucking you, you scream it, right into my ear.” — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
“You two are just up the stairs. Next to my room, so I can keep an eye on you should you get up to… — Gregory Maguire Copy Share Image
“We walk into the lobby of the hotel and I try not to grin at the man behind the counter. I refrain from screaming,… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“Yeah. Think I'll have to pass on the sex, though.” “We don't have to have sex just because you're staying the night.” “Oh! I… — Lina Andersson Copy Share Image
“I don't understand you. Is this how you get girls in bed?" "No." "So what's different?" "I'm not trying to get you in bed.… — Charles Sheehan-Miles Copy Share Image
“What are you doing here?" she demands. "I--I..." I want to touch you. I want to curl into bed beside you and see if… — Stacey Jay Copy Share Image
“Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a… — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only… — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Kerry had headed up the back stairs of the pub, and even as exhausted as she was, she’d still found it impossible to wipe… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
Never film yourself having sex. You think you'll look powerful and vital, but you don't. You look like a sick, shivering polar bear. — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“To be clear, the Roman Empire didn’t end because everybody was having sex. No civilization was ever toppled by “too much sexy time”—except for… — Jennifer Wright Copy Share Image
I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband - and… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“Finally, Beth said, "I thought you already were a couple." "No. We were having sex.” — Terri Osburn Copy Share Image
At Ohio State University, to avoid being guilty of 'sexual assault' or 'sexual violence,' you and your partner now apparently have to agree on… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
