Quote by L H, Beth Download Open image ““Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to.”” — L H, Beth ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Spare me," he begged. "I do not want to die." "Few do. Yet all men die, regardless.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
for some reason, dying men always ask the question they know the answer to. perhaps it's so they can die being right. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
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“Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
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“Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
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