Quote by L H, Beth Download Open image ““Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.”” — L H, Beth ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“I didn't want to wear the bra I'd discarded last night;it was filthy and reeked of perspiration. Not that I was pleased my breasts… — Christina Garner Copy Share Image
“She walked by and I said, Nice shirt. What I really meant was, Nice tits.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It was a long time since whe's been young and it was unlikely that she'd ever been lovely. She stood like a man, square-on.… — Kate Grenville Copy Share Image
“Even though I knew she needed to get something off her chest, I was hoping it wasn’t her big, beautiful breasts.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Stare too long at anything and you start to wonder. And where does wondering get you? Nowhere good.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a… — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
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“Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
