Quote by L H, Beth Download Open image ““Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.”” — L H, Beth ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“There are some people, if you can only get to learn the length of their feet, you can always fit them with shoes afterwards.” — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
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“She was a slightly built woman, narrow of hip. He was not a small man.” — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
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“Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only… — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
