Quote by L H, Beth Download Open image ““Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? A. Fur traders.”” — L H, Beth ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“So let me get this straight---May's a virgin, lesbian, doppleganger, wyvern's mate?” — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
“I guess lesbianism wasn't so rampant in those days, they would've gotten a bunk with each other and just left me alone, you know.… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“...Blakewood had a collection of miniature furniture with Scotty dogs painted on it, arranged on a semicircular shelf int he corner. Yeah. He was… — Jordan Castillo Price Copy Share Image
“What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Honey, being gay isn't a one-size-fits-all proposition. Lesbians now come wrapped in lots of fabrics besides flannel.” — Ann McMan Copy Share Image
“Technically, even on inspection, it was against camp rules for two campers of the opposite sex to be ... like, alone in a cabin.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The first time she'd gotten a short haircut-- paid for with her own money, thank you very much-- her mother had demanded to know… — Celia Thomson Copy Share Image
“Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a… — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only… — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
