Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings — Tre Cool Cactus Copy Share Image
Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together. — Tre Cool Breakfast Copy Share Image
I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song. — Tre Cool Alphabet Copy Share Image
Why are there no clouds in the sky? ... 'Cause God wants to watch his favorite band again! — Tre Cool Band Copy Share Image
School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother. — Tre Cool Bother Copy Share Image
I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg — Tre Cool Caught Copy Share Image
Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it. — Tre Cool Art Copy Share Image
I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you. — Tre Cool Drummer Copy Share Image
Yeah, I'm going to learn. I'm going to learn to skate really good, and if I can't, I'm going to get hurt… — Tre Cool Hurt Copy Share Image
I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost… — Tre Cool Almost dying Copy Share Image
Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this… — Tre Cool Inspirational Copy Share Image
I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years. We have become more close. I think… — Tre Cool Become Copy Share Image
I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did… — Tre Cool Appreciate Copy Share Image
I told my dad 'Yeah, I’m going to be a drummer', and he said 'Well, if you can rub your stomach at… — Tre Cool Allegiance Copy Share Image
A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you. — Tre Cool Drummers Copy Share Image
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. — Tre Cool Booger Copy Share Image
Mmmmmmmmmm…You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops? — Tre Cool Copy Share Image
I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck. — Tre Cool Drummer Copy Share Image
You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way! — Tre Cool Green Copy Share Image
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little… — Tre Cool Beer Copy Share Image
We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam. — Tre Cool Charging Copy Share Image
