Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings — Tre Cool Copy Share Image
I want my body to help fertilize the growth of a cactus or cliff rose or sagebrush or tree. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Be the cactus, a proof of unsubmission, and blossom amidst the fiercest environment.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Naw, I'm not goin' out there and comin' back, lookin' like you, cactus butt! -Shenzi — The Lion King Copy Share Image
I have learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus. On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside. — Mo Udall Copy Share Image
“You told us to leave you in the desert, because you planned to start a new life as a cactus,” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
A whale is as unique as a cactus. But don't ask a whale to survive Death Valley. We all have special gifts.… — Max De Pree Copy Share Image
Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a… — Richard Hammond Copy Share Image
I'm always very interested in breeding. Raising cacti is breeding. My lotus plant collection is breeding. The insects are breeding. — Takashi Murakami Copy Share Image
“I'm like the trunk of a cactus, I suppose." she told him. "I take in a dose of culture and time with… — Nancy Horan Copy Share Image
I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
A cactus doesn't live in the desert because it likes the desert; it lives there because the desert hasn't killed it yet. — Hope Jahren Copy Share Image
“She’d been surprised to learn it had a semi-arid climate, with cactus plants growing right beside palm trees.” — Bettye Griffin Copy Share Image
“So I came down here, to breathe dust and walk with the dogs-- to look at a rock or a cactus and… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
What are plants doing? What are plants all about? They serve human beings by being decorative, but what is it from its… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
John flung himself into a pseudo-karate stance, one hand poised behind him and one in front, posed like a cartoon cactus. I… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“He'd always had a quickening of the heart when he crossed into Arizona and beheld the cactus country. This was as the… — Dorothy B. Hughes Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The one thing that seems to be consistent through all my work that I like, and I experimented a lot, is the… — Richard Misrach Copy Share Image
In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny,… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
You can't learn anything from saguaro cactus, from ocotillo. They are just passing through; their roots, their much heralded dormancy in the… — Barry Lopez Copy Share Image
The desert seems to be a brown wasteland of dry, prickly scrub whose only purpose is to serve as a setting for… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
My advice for someone who wants to be creative but has a chronic illness is to think of something that you can… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
“One day, I saw a tiny nopalito (cactus sapling) growing not too far from an old tree. I wanted to dig it… — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
“He unlaced his arms and took a step forward. "You hurt?" "Not badly." She tried to smile, but her lips only curved… — Karen Witemeyer Copy Share Image
The canyon country does not always inspire love. To many it appears barren, hostile, repellent - a fearsome mostly waterless land of… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
“I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What a surprise. That boy doesn't have the sense God gave a cactus.” — Kathleen Peacock Copy Share Image
Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment. — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
What is the difference between a cactus and a conservative caucus? On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside. — John Diefenbaker Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
