“While you weren't looking, I flicked a booger in your soup. Just my way of saying thanks for dinner.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. — Tre Cool Copy Share Image
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I am not a friend of eSports. It's the same with professional wrestling - it's for booger eaters. — Colin Cowherd Copy Share Image
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say thanks for having me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid… — Mae West Copy Share Image
I used to worry that I had a booger in my nose or that my skin was dry or any little thing,… — Da Brat Copy Share Image
I was just sitting in Target, just getting over my cold. I blew my nose and I see these people looking at… — Atticus Shaffer Copy Share Image
“When someone puts you down, remeber the booger having out of his/her nose.” — Andrew McArthur Copy Share Image
“I’ll wipe a booger on your living room wall, not only to show I was there, but also to say thanks for… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Typical woman - you'll let me stick my nose in your twat, but you won't chance picking up a booger holding my… — Robin L. Rotham Copy Share Image
