Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place. — Kathy Lette Copy Share Image
“I prefer having sex with myself rather than with someone who wants something instead.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Please give me an estimate of the cheapest Valentine's Day date that will still result in us having sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“tyler said she was good, but she was having sex with him, so his vote didn't count” — Jaci Burton Copy Share Image
“Actually having sex with a screenwriter typically led to a blockbuster.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve. — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
“You saving it for marriage?” I ask She tilts that proud little chin up and scoots away from me a bit. “Maybe… — Brill Harper Copy Share Image
There were a WHOLE LOTTA us not having sex at Harvard . . . but none of us thought that that was… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
“Nature gave us one hell of an incentive to have sex in the form of the great pleasure it provides, even though… — Ray Dalio Copy Share Image
Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Everything is removed. You're actually doing something dangerous when you get in your car, when you're getting on an airplane, or having… — Howard Rheingold Copy Share Image
“Smoke More, Get Less According to a study at the University of Kentucky, men who were nonsmokers reported having sex twelve times… — Steven Lamm Copy Share Image
Smoking one cigarette shortens your life by 14 minutes, but having sex lengthens it by 12 minutes. So smokers: screw for your lives! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Live music is the most primal form of energy release you can share with other people besides having sex or taking drugs. — Kurt Cobain Copy Share Image
“In the forest, they did things to drive us mad. Muti. Drugs. Rape. Killing Games. (...) God is not in the forest.… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
“Are the guardian angels always with them?” I asked, still watching it. “Yup. They're with their humans when they visit the loo..even… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“Oh god, Anabeth,” Ellie muttered. “Your whole life is based around sex.” “So?” she shot back. “It’s better than having sex with… — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
After having sex Boy:-i just don't believe that I just slept with you.. remember you use to hate me very much, really… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
“People sometimes tells me that they're baffled by bisexuality. They are convinced that having sex with women is totally different from having… — Ariel Levy Copy Share Image
“Late one night, an account man was having sex with his secretary. He was fairly junior, so his inside office didn't have… — Jane Maas Copy Share Image
“I dance. I jerk my butt back, clench my fists and push them forward, then reverse the action, so my hands are… — Lauren K. McKellar Copy Share Image
My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
“Reaching into his pocket, he took out the amulet Isis had given him the night before, slipped it over Eve's neck. "What's… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“when other characters mistake Sam and Dean for a couple, this is not just a crude attempt at homophobic humor. It also… — Galen A. Foresman Copy Share Image
“Most people see the problem of love primarily as that of being loved , rather than that of loving , of one's… — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
“She was petrified now but I simply slung her over my shoulder and made for my bunk. My 2IC who had caught… — J.W. Murison Copy Share Image
“Now as I stood on the roof of my house, taking in this unexpected view, it struck me how rather glorious it… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“The idea of women having sex without risking pregnancy is deeply disturbing to the vision of women's role that Western civilization has… — Jack Holland Copy Share Image
“(From the Q&A with the author at the end of the book.) Have any readers ever asked questions that shocked you? I… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“In fact, gone are the days of having sex at all. I have resorted to jerking off alone in the bathroom after… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Writing poetry is like having sex with the universe and the language is just a condom.” — TRIPURARI Copy Share Image
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around. — John K Van De Kamp Copy Share Image
I think it's sort of disrespectful to the partner you're having sex with to talk about it. — Gretchen Mol Copy Share Image
“I’m not having sex in front of all these guys.” “Yeah, you are and you’re going to fucking like it.” — James Cox Copy Share Image
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When I'm with my friends' teenage children, I always say, 'Are your friends having sex yet?' — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!” — John Irving Copy Share Image
“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” — woody allen Copy Share Image
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