“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs. — Philip Elmer-DeWitt Copy Share Image
“I have no idea. He just keeps popping up, so I keep having sex with him” — Jaci Burton Copy Share Image
“Love has a glow, like a neon light having sex with a pack of hi-lighters, only not quite as quaint.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She couldn't imagine ever having sex with Kevin again. The very idea repulsed her.” — Lucinda Rosenfeld Copy Share Image
I'm 36-years-old and I'm learning about definitions that I should have known when I started having sex. — Nate Parker Copy Share Image
I wish my laptop having sex with my handphone and have a baby who called iPad. — Nathalie Grace Copy Share Image
I don't know what women are attracted to. I can't tell, but certainly I have no notion of having sex appeal or… — Omar Sharif Copy Share Image
“Are we witnessing a mating?” “Mm-hmm.” Brilliant. This is awkward. Could be worse. How so? They could be having sex.” — Fawn Routson Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex with herself. I dont know. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Love isn't about having sex, its about finding that special someone and loving every minute you're with them, no matter what your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The overnight bag was a little presumptuous. I mean, I was pretty sure that we'd be having sex, and I'm sure he… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“If you were cheap we'd be having sex now, soup later. 'That's supposed to be funny. It is, but only a little.” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Studies show that the more often families eat together, the less likely kids are to smoke, drink, do drugs, get depressed, develop… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
“He’s a fucking fool” Sophie shrugged and looked out of the window. “Maybe. He’s avoided having sex with me for more than… — Kitty French Copy Share Image
I do have a lot of sexual imagery in my performance. But I don't think it's ever encouraging anyone to have sex.… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
Once a week I would meet up with the coolest teacher and we'd go over my work. All my friends were like,… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
“Derek, if a boy wanted to take away a girl's power by having sex with her, what would you think about it?"… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I am able to hug Rosie. This was the issue that caused me the most fear after she agreed to live with… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
It should go without saying that you are not doing anything wrong by having sex in your own home, and based on… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
“Psychological research and social surveys consistently find that people around the world continue to derive most of their pleasure from having sex,… — Paul Martin Copy Share Image
“You mean to tell me, you believe that Jesus was born by Mary without having sex? You believe that Jesus walked on… — Vincent Edwards Copy Share Image
If you're raised in a household where questions are encouraged, you're the minority. It's sad. One of the things that has resonated… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I was vegetarian, trying to eat from fast-food restaurants without meat. I didn't know how to eat properly and I was starving.… — Michael Stipe Copy Share Image
“I am disgusted that I was often taken into their bed and told to do things to both of them. The things… — Carolyn Ainscough Copy Share Image
“Oh for God’s sake,” came Morgan’s sleepy voice, disembodied in the dark. “Go after the hot guy, would you?” “The peanut gallery… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top''… — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
“History is ending because the dominator culture has led the human species into a blind alley, and as the inevitable chaostrophie approaches,… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
“I would die without you,” he finally said. “I’d be crazy with terror if there were six of you to defend. Not… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
“Literature is mostly about having sex and not having children. Life is the other way around” — David Lodge Copy Share Image
Having sex is all about having fun. Making love is all about making memories. — William Chapman Copy Share Image
“First, I like how the ice cream won out. Second, we’re not having sex.” — S. Walden Copy Share Image
Having sex with a dead grammar teacher is a violation of past tense usage. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards. — Milos Forman Copy Share Image
If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex. — Bristol Palin Copy Share Image
