Goats Quote by Anonymous

“I think that people should be free to to engage in any sexual practices they choose. They should draw the line at goats,though.”

— Anonymous

“...Oh, kiss a flaming goat if I know what I mean.”

— Robert Jordan

“I could probably be into goats, sexy style, and [my mom] still wouldn’t use it against me. She’d want me to achieve whatever goat-wooing…

— Hannah Johnson

“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.”

— Time Magazine

“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog…

— Cormac McCarthy

“There’s a saying in Hardorn,” she continued. “‘You shouldn’t attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt your ears,…

— Mercedes Lackey

“It doesn't take a lot to interest goats.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Goat tongue is a gift, you got it from the day you're borned or you ain't got it. If you got it, goats'll heed…

— David Mitchell

“Nobody likes a dick. Except a pussy. Or an asshole. Or a goat’s mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There’s probably a goat hanging around—there’s always a goat.”

— Trevor Noah

“But...that doesn't make any sense...!' 'It does if you're a goat.”

— Linda Medley

“You cannot stick a knife in a goat and then say, Now I will remove my knife slowly, so let things be easy and…

— Yaa Gyasi