“But what made a man was not the absence of mistakes, but rather, the way he handled them when he made them.” — Max Monroe Failure Copy Share Image
“I shook my head. She didn’t respond. “See, the way phone conversations work, is that you actually have to say the words… — Max Monroe Communication Copy Share Image
“The commentators are calling him Boobear?” I asked, fighting a smile. “No, I nicknamed him Boobear. He looks like a giant teddy… — Max Monroe Dear god Copy Share Image
“We were all well-off, grown-as-fuck men, but you’d be surprised by how similar we were to a group of teenage girls sometimes.… — Max Monroe Teenage girls Copy Share Image
“But how do you know?” “Because it’s our book, Cassie. Yours and mine. This is our story, and I’ll be damned if… — Max Monroe Books Copy Share Image
“Sure, I wouldn’t be in range to do more than dial 911 if she slipped and hit her head and fell into… — Max Monroe Drowning Copy Share Image
“ Fuck you very much, Leslie. You always manage to ruin everything, but you didn’t ruin this. Disclaimer: You are NOT… — Max Monroe Love Copy Share Image
“I might as well have offered up my vagina to the Museum of Natural History. Surely, it would be shown in the… — Max Monroe Natural history Copy Share Image
“Beautiful?!” I shrieked, slamming the door to my apartment behind me. The walls shook from the undeserved abuse. “For fuck’s sake, all… — Max Monroe Abuse Copy Share Image
“Yes, just like that. Christ, baby, when you catch fire, you motherfucking burn.” Hot” — Max Monroe Burn Copy Share Image
“Sent. Think you can mess with me? Think again, honey. Student, meet teacher.” — Max Monroe Teacher Copy Share Image
“Fuck you. Fuck running. Fuck the beautiful sun. Fuck those chirping birds. Fuck that lady pushing her kid in the stroller. It… — Max Monroe Fuck Copy Share Image
“Most people never know more than a surface layer of each other’s personalities. They take the bolder characteristics of a first impression… — Max Monroe Face value Copy Share Image
“She was beautiful in the way all women were, but she was also different. All this individuality that she never apologized for.… — Max Monroe Individuality Copy Share Image
“And then he leaned back, staring down at his bride, and said, “You’re so beautiful.” I’m pretty sure every woman in attendance… — Max Monroe Every woman Copy Share Image
“I’d sign up to flip burgers at the nearest fast-food joint if it meant avoiding doing vaginal exams on my sister. The… — Max Monroe Disgusting Copy Share Image
“Meanwhile, a crowd was starting to form around my bed, patients and employees alike, and I wasn’t sure I liked the feel… — Max Monroe Crowd Copy Share Image
“If you don’t want my tongue in your mouth, you better say so fast.” Her eyes had only the time to widen… — Max Monroe Carbon dioxide Copy Share Image
