““I’d sign up to flip burgers at the nearest fast-food joint if it meant avoiding doing vaginal exams on my sister. The mere thought was worse than that disgusting horror flick called The Human Centipede. Seriously, if you’ve never seen that movie, don’t fucking see that movie. That flick is more traumatic than the blue waffle and that “Two Girls One Cup” site combined. Jesus. Don’t Google those either.””
![“I saw an awful lot of actresses, and some of them, you thought should be hospitalized. [They] should certainly eat a hamburger, for godsake.” quote by Peter Webber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/814/peter-webber-32710_actresses_i-saw-an-awful-lot-of-actresses-and-some_1874915.jpg)
