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““And then he leaned back, staring down at his bride, and said, “You’re so beautiful.” I’m pretty sure every woman in attendance swooned. I sure as hell did. They””

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“I shook my head. She didn’t respond. “See, the way phone conversations work, is that you actually have to say the words out loud.”…

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“Beautiful?!” I shrieked, slamming the door to my apartment behind me. The walls shook from the undeserved abuse. “For fuck’s sake, all it takes…

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“I’d sign up to flip burgers at the nearest fast-food joint if it meant avoiding doing vaginal exams on my sister. The mere thought…

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“The commentators are calling him Boobear?” I asked, fighting a smile. “No, I nicknamed him Boobear. He looks like a giant teddy bear. He’s…

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“But what made a man was not the absence of mistakes, but rather, the way he handled them when he made them.”

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“Shut your crimson lip-stain-covered trap!” Perfect.”

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