Quote by Max Monroe Download Open image ““Holy fucking goat scrotums!”” — Max Monroe ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Haven’t seen so much screaming and yelling since I went to a goat-fuck out in South” — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
“I could probably be into goats, sexy style, and [my mom] still wouldn’t use it against me. She’d want me to achieve whatever goat-wooing… — Hannah Johnson Copy Share Image
“In the silence, I could hear the distinct sound of goats maa-ing in the barn. Lying there listening to them made me smile, too.… — Steve Watkins Copy Share Image
“I sat up, my cock protruding over the situation like a fucking guardian of dicks.” — James Cox Copy Share Image
“Sure, I wouldn’t be in range to do more than dial 911 if she slipped and hit her head and fell into the water… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“But how do you know?” “Because it’s our book, Cassie. Yours and mine. This is our story, and I’ll be damned if I let… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“We were all well-off, grown-as-fuck men, but you’d be surprised by how similar we were to a group of teenage girls sometimes. “And” — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“I shook my head. She didn’t respond. “See, the way phone conversations work, is that you actually have to say the words out loud.”… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“I might as well have offered up my vagina to the Museum of Natural History. Surely, it would be shown in the fossils display.… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“ Fuck you very much, Leslie. You always manage to ruin everything, but you didn’t ruin this. Disclaimer: You are NOT the Leslie… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“Beautiful?!” I shrieked, slamming the door to my apartment behind me. The walls shook from the undeserved abuse. “For fuck’s sake, all it takes… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“I’d sign up to flip burgers at the nearest fast-food joint if it meant avoiding doing vaginal exams on my sister. The mere thought… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“The commentators are calling him Boobear?” I asked, fighting a smile. “No, I nicknamed him Boobear. He looks like a giant teddy bear. He’s… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“But what made a man was not the absence of mistakes, but rather, the way he handled them when he made them.” — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
“And then he leaned back, staring down at his bride, and said, “You’re so beautiful.” I’m pretty sure every woman in attendance swooned. I… — Max Monroe Copy Share Image
