Humor-inspirational Quote by Christopher Moore Download Open image ““Holy ripened fuckcheese!”” — Christopher Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor-inspirational
“The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and I love… — Stacey Jay Copy Share Image
“She tasted like a Chateau Margaux, perfectly rounded, slightly plumy with an aftertaste of ripe berries.” — Simon Okill Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Friends are the support bras of life. We don't let each other down.” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“My life is interesting enough with out you adding drama, thank you very much. Now can you please leave?” — Bryan A. Fritz Copy Share Image
“You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have absolutely no… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
“I hope you aren't planning to order me back to bed." "No, you have far too much crockery at your disposal.” — Rosamund Hodge Copy Share Image
“... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.” — Jeff Somers Copy Share Image
“History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.” — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
“Love isn't something you can put a timeline on, you know that right?As it would seem, fate had other plans for us. Wouldn't you… — Christy Pastore Copy Share Image
“How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?” — Lorii Myers Copy Share Image
“After all, her motto is "Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.” — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
