Turtles hate heights. They don't even like being a few feet off the ground. It's the main reason they have resisted evolution… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Pondering is a little like considering and a little like thinking, but looser. To ponder, one must let the facts roll around… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
