Chef Quote by Jeff Strand

“I placed my hands on the edge of the table and leaned into her, extremely annoyed. “I’ve been cooking since I was a kid.…

— Brittainy C. Cherry

“I yanked my arm out, and the cow looked back at me in disgust. And that’s when I realized that I no longer had…

— Jenny Lawson

“She bit into the crisp sausage and released the most inappropriate groan of pleasure. Ramsay chuckled. “I’ll take it that means my cooking is…

— Vivienne Savage

“Finally I grinned and said, "I won't eat meat if it's been overcooked." She (Amarinda) glanced up at me, confused, and I added, "I…

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

“I made myself a big turkey sandwich for lunch.”

— Katrina Kahler

“When we reached the front of the line at Burgerville, Ren let me order first and then asked for seven huge sandwiches, three orders…

— Colleen Houck

“No vegetarians round the table, I trust?” Goose asks. Jamie tips his head at me. “Shaw only eats pussy—“ “Fuck off.”

— Michelle hodkin

“She had practically taken ownership of his kitchen and arguing with her over it only left him with a raging headache. She could cook,…

— Bethany-Kris

“one day, after waiting at the labor pool unsuccessfully for hours for a job to open up, he was approached by a stranger who…

— Robert Thornhill

“Hipster Chick personally brings it to the table, and there’s a phone number written in ketchup on his plate. He looks at her. Looks…

— Kellen Burden

“My daughters-in-law, you know..." she shrugs her rounded shoulders resignedly. "They are such sweet girls, good mothers, kind to me..." "And such bad cooks!"…

— Stacey Ballis

“I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.”

— Charles Bukowski