Funny facebook status Quote by Nathalie Grace

The blues had a baby and they called it rock and roll.

— Muddy Waters

“Baby?” he called and he felt her eyes on him. “Yeah?” she replied, her sweet voice soft, another tone he was getting used to…

— Kristen Ashley

“What do you want?” he whispered against the thick thud of her carotid pulse. “Tell me what you want, baby.” No one had ever…

— Amy Andrews

I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her…

— Andrew Dice Clay

For the record, Claire Marsden and I are not having sex.

— Sarah Mayberry

At Ohio State University, to avoid being guilty of 'sexual assault' or 'sexual violence,' you and your partner now apparently have to agree on…

— Rush Limbaugh

“Finally, Beth said, "I thought you already were a couple." "No. We were having sex.”

— Terri Osburn

I agree that biphobia is real, but I think it's absolutely worth considering that someone who "despises" having sex with her husband - and…

— Mallory Ortberg

“To be clear, the Roman Empire didn’t end because everybody was having sex. No civilization was ever toppled by “too much sexy time”—except for…

— Jennifer Wright

Never film yourself having sex. You think you'll look powerful and vital, but you don't. You look like a sick, shivering polar bear.

— Ben Affleck

“Kerry had headed up the back stairs of the pub, and even as exhausted as she was, she’d still found it impossible to wipe…

— Donna Kauffman

“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s…

— Rachel Caine

Killing became the same thing as having sex.

— Henry Lee Lucas

“having sex with her boss.”

— Stephen Henning

Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman.

— Green Monk