“Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top'' = (top goal scorer). 3. Dating a girl today and have sex on that same day = (free kick). 4. Condom = (goal keeper). 5. Condom breaks = (penalty). 6. A guy who talk bad about his ex after sex = (Baloteli) 7. Abortion = (red card). 8. A girl with lots of energy = (captain) 9. Having sex without a condom = (own goal). 10. Taking a lot of time to cum = (man of the match). 11. A girl crying during sex = (indirect free kick) 12. Running away wit ur pants during sex = (match postpond)”
