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“Some great sexy sayings- U cannot taste me, until u undressme? -Banana. U cannot eat me unless u lick me - Ice cream. U can not play with me unless u blow me - Balloon. U can not enjoy me unless u suck me - Lollypop. U make me wet & put me in ur mouth everyday - Toothbrush. And the most killer one…” quote by Sniper Alpacino — Download Open image

“Some great sexy sayings- U cannot taste me, until u undressme? -Banana. U cannot eat me unless u lick me - Ice cream. U can not play with me unless u blow me - Balloon. U can not enjoy me unless u suck me - Lollypop. U make me wet & put me in ur mouth everyday - Toothbrush. And the most killer one U can not enjoy me unless u spread me -Butter”

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