Chocolate Quote by Ahmed Mostafa Download Open image ““Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”” — Ahmed Mostafa ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chocolate Condom-funny Condoms Eating chocolate Having sex Sad truth Safe sex Sex Stds Take a chance Wrapped
“Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.” — Mark Gungor Copy Share Image
“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels… — Lora Brody Copy Share Image
“Me? I like wearing a condom. It means I'm having sex. I already spend most of my time NOT wearing one. It's like a… — David Mazzucchelli Copy Share Image
“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I seem to be torn between 'I wish we'd met earlier' and 'I wish we'd never met'.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
“I looked into your eyes and was captivated by the chaos that ran through you. I wish you hadn't said all the things I… — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
“I tried to help you turn the page by burning it, but you fucking kept sniffing the ashes!” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
“And then it all came rushing back; that's when I realized I'll never stop having a thing for you.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
“I hate that you think you're irreplaceable. Darling, you're actually upgradable.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
“Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
“You made me hate the person I was becoming—only because you wanted me to—and for that, you will never be forgiven.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
“Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff; together.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate kisses, dark chocolate, caramel, chocolate nuts, chocolate fudge, hot chocolate. That's what's on my mind — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
I'm an emotional eater. If something's worth celebrating, we're going to grab pizza. If it's going bad, girl, pass me the chocolate. Gotta keep… — Laurieann Gibson Copy Share Image
The heaviest I've ever been is 65 kilos. That was during my Leaving Cert when I was just studying and eating chocolate. — Katie Taylor Copy Share Image
“After about 20 years of marriage, I think I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate. — Sandra Boynton Copy Share Image
“I'll know coffee works without cream and sugar when I see people buying unsweetened bakers chocolate for Valentine's Day.” — Kevin Sinnott Copy Share Image
Every study on chocolate is pointing to the same conclusion: there is something in chocolate that is really good for us. That something is… — David Wolfe Copy Share Image
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Debating on whether the chocolate I found in my purse has gone bad...Oh well! Still chocolate. — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
When I get back to Derry I always enjoy a good fry-up that my mum makes. That's my big weakness. I also eat too… — Nadine Coyle Copy Share Image
I make my own chocolate, I grow my own beans, and now I have something about the history of chocolate. I feel I try… — Jacques Torres Copy Share Image
