Humor Quote by Mark Gungor Download Open image ““Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.”” — Mark Gungor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Relationships
“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
“You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“I should make a tongue condom shaped like an oven mitt, so my mouth’s spoken language muscle is protected from hot coffee.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if you’re going to act like a complete dick then… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Your cooking reminds me of a Special Olympics race. Reminds me of the time I came in third place. I should have worn a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If you want the benefit of having an ox, you're going to have to endure the poo that comes with it. The goal is… — Mark Gungor Copy Share Image
“You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.” — Mark Gungor Copy Share Image
“Marriage problems are relationship problems, they are the result of how two people interact with each other. You may abandon a troubled marriage, but… — Mark Gungor Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
